63 Great Ice Breaker Jokes

Make your cold crowd smokin’ hot!

We only get one chance to make an excellent impression to impress your guests, co-workers, on a first date, or if you’re meeting new people. These great ice breakers jokes will make a laugh, show off some funny-bone personality, relieve the tension, or get the conversation going. You can use these ice breakers in small groups of people, large groups of people, or one-on-one. Here’s a collection of the perfect ice breakers to nail those introductions and become the star for your any occasions. Enjoy!

Ice Breaker Pickup Lines

“Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.”

“At the very start, let me say that we both have something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say, and neither do I.”

“Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”

“I just heard the man who invented autocorrect just died—may he restaurant in peace.”

Ice Breaker Conversational Starters

“If shorts are called shorts, why aren’t pants called longs?”

“What’s the worst thing you ever did as a kid and got away with?”

“If you had to be a candy bar, what kind of candy would you be?”

“If you had to use a fake name, what name would you make up?”

“What are two truths and a lie about you?”

Ice Breaker No Words Needed

For this ice breaker, you offer ice breakers, the actual mint, and usually just wink at people. No jokes required.

Ice Breaker One-liners

“I’ve only been fired from a job once. It was a calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.”

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget the rest of my pickup line.”

“Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”

“Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.”

“My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename my cat.”

“What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.”

“When I meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It’s a real ice breaker.”

“Everyone is gifted; it’s just that some people never open the package.”

“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”

“A man has died after falling in a vat of coffee; it was instant.”

“My girlfriend asked me to buy something that makes her look sexy again, so I got a crate of lager in.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.”

“Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field.”

Ice Breaker Dirty One-Liners

So I was doing a donut this morning in my car. I still have powdered sugar on my balls.

Ice Breaker Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and talk to me.

Q: Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn’s cocktail party?
A: He pulled a mussel.

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

Q: How do you make an egg laugh?
A: Tell it a yolk.

Q: How do you prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in the winter!

Q: If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
A: Silverware.

Q: What’s a horrible icebreaker?
A: The Titanic.

Q: Want to hear a bad icebreaker?
A: The Titanic.

Q: What’s not a good icebreaker?
A: Global warming.

Q: How much does a polar bear weigh?
A: Enough to break the ice.

Q: How much does a polar bear weigh?
A: Approximately 500 kilograms.

Q: Why did the duck get kicked out of rehab?
A: He couldn’t lay off the quack.

Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: They find it difficult to break the ice.

Q: Do you know what really bugs me?
A: Discreetly placed microphones.

Q: My girlfriend told me she needed to take a break from me.
A: So I gave her a Kit Kat.

Q: Did you hear about the pilot who always had work?
A: He was great at landing a job.

Q: What bone will a dog never eat?
A: A trombone.

Q: What can you hold without ever touching it?
A: A conversation.

Q: What clothes does a house wear?
A: Address.

Q: What country makes you shiver?
A: Chile.

Q: What did one elevator say to the other?
A: I think I am coming down with something!

Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

Q: What happens when frogs park illegally?
A: They get toad.

Q: What has six eyes but cannot see?
A: Three blind mice.

Q: What has many keys but cannot open any doors?
A: A piano.

Q: What has one horn and gives milk?
A: A milk truck.

Q: What is a tree’s favorite drink?
A: Root beer.

Q: What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
A: Sleep somewhere else.

Q: What kind of bird can lift the most?
A: A crane.

Q: What kind of cat likes to go bowling?
A: Alley cats.

Q: What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
A: Deviled eggs.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

Q: What is gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
A: The Presidential seal.

Q: Where do fortunetellers dance?
A: At the crystal ball.

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: It is because he saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls.

Q: What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A: A nervous wreck!

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo Drizzle.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!

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