38 Dad Jokes About Food That’s So Bad They’re Hilarious!

Dads are some of the funniest people on the planet—and all it takes is a dad joke to prove it especially if it’s about food. We’ve rounded up the best dad jokes about food that will get you, your family and friends laughing at your next get together. They’re so bad, they’re good!

Q: Why was the burger thrown out of the army?
A: He couldn’t pass mustard.

My son just threw a milk carton at me. How dairy?

Q: Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
A: They’re great at the plate!

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

I was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it’s way too cheesy.

Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A: A sourpuss!

Q: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
A: It was an Oscar wiener.

Q: What kind of jokes does corn tell?
A: A-maiz-ing ones.

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well.

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.

My friend and I like to try new food together. We’re taste buds.

Q: What do you call an average potato?
A: A commontater.

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Where’s popcorn?”

Q: Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
A: There was nothing left but de Brie.

Q: How can you make a basset hound fast?
A: Take away his food!

Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
A: It got mugged.

Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

Kid: “Dad, I’m hungry!”
Dad: “Nice to meet you hungry, I’m Dad”
Kid: “Dad, I’m serious!”
Dad: “I thought you were hungry?”

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business.

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

Q: When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
A: Tater tots.

Q: How fast is milk?
A: It’s pasteurized before you know it.

This is an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers!

Q: How do you make an apple turnover?
A: Push it downhill.

Q: What’s better than a good friend?
A: A good friend with chocolate.

Kid: “There is too much cheese on this pizza.”
Dad: “I think you have grater problems than that!”

Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant asparagus?
A: Garden hose.

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A: To get another rib.

Kid: “I think I’ll have the crab legs.”
Dad: “Come on don’t be shellfish.”

Kid: “Dad, will you make me a sandwich?”
Dad:Poof! You’re a sandwich!”

Q: What did the pecan say to the walnut?
A: We’re friends because we’re both nuts.

Q: Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
A: The salad bar.

Q: What did one blueberry say to the other blueberry?
A: If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.

I was going to grow an herb garden, but I couldn’t find the thyme.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?
A: Wow, I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

Q: What did bacon say to tomato?
A: Lettuce get together.

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3 years ago

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