It’s really hard to find funny knock knock jokes that are actually good. We’ve searched the interwebs and hunted down 65 good ones (in no particular order) for your entertainment. Let’s get the knock, knocks going!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!
Who’s there?
The impatient cow.
The impatient co…
MOO!
Who’s there?
Jelly.
Jelly who?
I’m the man who’s going to marry peanut butter.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
OMG. You said you will never forget.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Awwww, how sweet. I miss you too.
Who’s there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
Good job yodeling!
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah!
Yah who?
No thanks. I’m more of a Google person.
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who’s there?
Eat mop.
Eat mop who?
Ewww! Eat your own poo!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and never let me Joe.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aww, don’t cry – it’s just a joke.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, car go “beep beep”!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
Who’s there?
The interrupting doctor.
The interr…
You’ve got cancer.
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity who?
Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Who’s there?
Moustache.
Moustache who?
Moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin’.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex the questions around here!
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Who’s there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?
Exactly.
Who’s there?
A pile-up.
A pile-up who?
Ewwwwwww.
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No you idiot, cows go mooo!
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds silent break)
SLOOOOOOTTTTHHHH!!!!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2, moron.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a poem but decided on a knock knock joke instead.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Let’s Barbie Q!
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
….
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be mine to cherish and to hold?
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena bit closer and I will show you.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
Who’s there?
Grab.
Grab who?
Not me!
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Are you a pig or an owl?
Did you find these knock, knock jokes funny? Do you have any we missed? Let us know in the comments below!
